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14 Demotivational Poster


FUNNY FAKTS -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 14th house
Rating: 4.26/5

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zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 9:58 pm
I'm not crazy! I'm crazy!
rudeboy308 - September 17, 2011, 9:57 pm
I'm a lefty, and you have no idea how long it took me to chew through the straps on the straitjacket. Oh, crap! Gotta go! They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
justme - September 15, 2011, 8:31 am
hey I'm a leftie, I just haven't been caught yet :P


LEST WE FORGET -


TAGS: tree bycycle war 1914 bike
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Ism

Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:56 pm
d***... I mean, what can you say to that.
MPsniper - May 29, 2012, 4:53 am
yeas & no....( i know, snopes...but still...) http://www.snopes.com/ph**os/natural/bicycle.asp
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 6:14 pm
Great story. I'd like to see the American Pickers try to buy that bike.


HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please




THE REAL JESUS -


TAGS: august 14
Rating: 3.3/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
Gracias, todo! Juan 3:35 - The Father loveth the Son, and hath given all things into his tortilla.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:31 pm
Muy caliente! 5 Qoquis!
Sean - August 14, 2009, 3:46 pm
Moving. *wipes spicy tear from left eye*
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:34 am
one of the best Religifakes!
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 11:30 am
YES!!!
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:24 am
one of the to Religifakes!
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 11:20 am
Da man!
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 10:56 am
This f***ing rules! If I could vote 1000 lions......
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 9:39 am
d*** fine work agdaniele. 5L


THAT'S A TWO KNUCKLER -


TAGS: apr 14 fingernails ralph wiggum
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
I love it, nice one Matt!


DD214 - or it didn't happen.


TAGS: vietnam war vet veteran dd214 dod
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by okami

okami - September 15, 2009, 8:43 pm
for those who haven't served in the armed forces, the DD214 (Dept of Defense form 214) is basically your military life, including any medals, awards and citations you earned. it's your fingerprint. too many people have bragged about being vets. so...


NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!




SPIDER MONKEY - He came at me like a "Spider Monkey" A SPIDER MONKEY!!




IF IT EXISTS, THERE IS... -




THE WHEN AND THE WHERE -




VALENTINES DAY - Time to reflect on that whole "till death" promise


TAGS: feb 14th
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Bovee

rerun - February 11, 2010, 11:01 am

If we don't hear from you after the 14th we will know.
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 10:53 am
she wont kill me, she would rather i suffer.
rerun - February 11, 2010, 10:50 am

Feb 17, 2010 Bovee memorial service, closed casket due to nature of injuries


Then & Now -




SKI JUMPING -




ET 2 BRUTE? -


TAGS: 3sp314lly th4t alar1c
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

jameswnash - October 16, 2010, 2:59 am
clever lol
spacedog - January 11, 2010, 7:50 pm
This is another of my faves done by Haar.
Haarakkon - October 30, 2009, 10:30 am
It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the kind comments and votes!
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 9:40 pm
that is too godd*** brilliant! lol 5 1337 speaking lions, Haar.
Derek - October 29, 2009, 8:52 pm
Discipline! The general appears to be sending a txt msg
spacedog - October 29, 2009, 8:28 pm
You are awesome Haar. 5+ Wickedly funny.


MEMORIES -


TAGS: i hate anniversaries especially this one october 14 2008 the day it all changed rest in peace sarah my angel
Rating: 3.41/5

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Preacher Man - October 14, 2009, 10:04 pm
My prayers are with you, for whatever that might be worth to you. Be at peace, as much as you can be.
spacedog - October 14, 2009, 1:15 pm
BoR take care. Pacifist have a care and check the forums.
Pacifist - October 14, 2009, 12:52 pm
Who just turned one? Happy birthday!
rockntractor - October 14, 2009, 11:16 am
May God comfort your heart.
BoneCD - October 14, 2009, 8:01 am
I'm not good at this Brit, but my wife and I offer our most heart felt sympathies on this day my friend.
LogicDude - October 14, 2009, 7:13 am
My heart and prayers still go out to you on this Briton; may your loving and happy memories of Sarah bring you at least some comfort on this day of remembrance. 5 Heartbroken Lions My Friend.


FIVE MINUTES -


TAGS: may 14th topic
Rating: 3.27/5

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agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:18 pm
heh heh heh... good rolling giggle.


Bah Humbug -


TAGS: 2014 mediocre wishes never aim higher than your expectations and you won t be disappointed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 4:25 pm
Glad to "hear" it!
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 2:58 pm
Love it, still laughing! :D


Procrastination Nation -


TAGS: skater statue bill murray caddyshack 1440
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 8:27 am
Well this is my morning laugh. Somehow I knew this was from that wonder dog, quadruped of the great beyond. 5L


New Years Resolutions -


TAGS: rerun new year resolution 2014
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - January 1, 2014, 9:22 am

So far MissPriss has rebuffed my every advance. Seems she is scared she will kill me.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:01 am
So much for his resolution of last year….’the Sho must go on’….’old person smell’… too phooking funny, Ism. Cheers mate.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:15 am
Thanks for ending 2013 with such a 5L memorable moment Ism
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 12:13 am
Nope, the image forever etched into my brain is anything but cool! Teehee
Sho - December 31, 2013, 11:36 pm
An image tattooed on your mind is way cooler, trust me


It was once said -


TAGS: quote g green shirley temple black death february 11 2014 85 years old rest in peace
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:10 pm
It’s just steve’s altar eggo…incurable waffle worshiper that he is
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:25 pm
you mean Steve and Steve?....Good idea. I like Steve, but Steve weirds me out.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:24 pm
Actually, just looked it up. The Fish and Chip franchise WAS named after him. Cool.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:41 pm
You 2 have got to stop following each other around and commenting...too funny.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:27 am
The fish and chip guy?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:32 am
Filmdom’s darling…..and enigma, how to keep her small, and cute. Then aldulthood….and still talking like she was three…as an ambassador….sheeesh. Yeah, her movies were cute, but the actor that stole the show in some of her movies was Arthur Treacher.


Swiss Cheese -


TAGS: swiss cheese many holes you are what you eat march 2014 calendar
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:31 am
Someday when he's lookin' for a job at McD's...he's really gonna regret the p*******.
lgvernon - March 11, 2014, 11:52 pm

Is it just me, or does this man bear a striking resemblance to a very young President Obama? Perhaps the facial junk would help in his negotiations with Putin...
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 5:21 pm
Te55ific!


Boxed Set -


TAGS: february 14
Rating: 4.9/5

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ughomer - February 13, 2014, 1:57 pm
Old adage, LG, goes ~ "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!"
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:49 pm

Durn...and when he asked, I said candy would be lovely.
mariand - February 13, 2014, 12:05 pm
Ahhhh....a proper gift to feed the optical illusion


R.I.P. BEAUTIFUL LADY - Doris Eaton Travis (March 14, 1904 – May 11, 2010) She was the last surviving Ziegfeld girl.




GOLDEN EGGS -


TAGS: just something for the 1400 poster 16 months of work cubby a harder worker
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by ronsart

spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:19 pm
Congrats and keep going strong.
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Yes you have, hundreds, and hundreds of them. Congratulations on 1400 Golden insights. 5 Golden Eggs
rerun - December 2, 2009, 4:29 pm

I know I have more than a few bombs out there.


Conspiracy 51694451393 -


TAGS: epidemic 2014 flu feign ignorance
Rating: 3.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 17, 2014, 4:47 pm
It took my maternal grandfather, leaving my grandmother with five kids and no income. She was institutionalized and they were taken to the orphanage.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:29 pm

It is estimated that half of the fatalities of Americans who entered the war were due to influenza and not the result of wounds suffered in battle. On average, due to flu, the life expectancy of all Americans was reduced by ten years because of flu.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:25 pm

In the two years of the flu pandemic, it is estimated that one-fifth of the world population was infected. The flu was most deadly for people aged 20 to 24.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:23 pm

It has been cited as the most devastating epidemic in recorded world history. More people died of influenza in a single year than in four-years of the Black Death Bubonic Plague from 1347 to 1351.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:23 pm

The Flu Pandemic officially began in January 1918 and ended in December 1920. The influenza pandemic killed more people than the Great War, known today as World War I (WWI), at somewhere between 20 and 40 million people.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:19 pm

I took some training at the VA a few years ago for a program called 'No Vet Dies Alone'. The need for vigilant hand-washing has stayed with me and when I am in a hospital or any facility where sanitizer is available, I use it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 2:13 pm
That's because you need the magic feather ;-)
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:04 am
I get the flu sh** every year...and still can't fly, the bstard!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 10:22 am
Here's the thing, E.D. You're faceless to me, ergo, I don't argue on the internet with anyone.
EmilioDumphque - February 17, 2014, 4:21 am
It looks like 1913 on the poster. If you have evidence of the Kaiser abdicating in response to the flu outbreak, I'd like to hear it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 8:05 pm
Actually, Emilio, according to people I've talked to years ago who were actually there, (now dead due to their advanced age) said the epidemic started in 1918, which is why WWI was "cut short." Otherwise WWI would have continued.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2014, 3:55 pm
I got a flu sh** early and never got the flu, again. Besides, the great epidemic was in 1919.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 11:25 am
Yes! Stay home. And stay away from the hospitals and emergency rooms; if one is sick, why risk catching something worse in a building filled with people who are sick worse than you? I'm sorry, did that sound old fashioned? :-/
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:06 am
Press 5th lion…..sterilize hands….stay home


FAIRY TALES REDUX -




14 JUILLET - France has more need of me, than I have need of France. Napoleon Bonaparte




SANTA CLAUS - I Believe


TAGS: http g1 globo com noticias brasil foto 0 14786245 00 jpg
Rating: 2.25/5


DEAR MR. MAYOR OF MILWAUKEE - I was hoping you'd be interested in signing my petition against "POLICE AND POLICE STYLE BATONS"




The House of Plantagenet -


TAGS: tpg14
Rating: 1.33/5

More motifakes by TimothyPaulGallagher

Tycheent - January 11, 2014, 12:59 pm
TL/DR
demon001 - January 7, 2014, 5:31 pm
Summary?
steve1961 - January 7, 2014, 3:01 am
No. You're thinking of The Lancastrians...
Oldsod - January 6, 2014, 5:03 pm
Plantagenet...wasn't that a song in "Rocky Horror Picture Show?"
JesusWept - January 6, 2014, 12:52 am
zZZZZZZ...
Cannabal - January 5, 2014, 9:01 pm
This poster is bloody rubbish!
spacedog - January 5, 2014, 7:22 pm
Ha! That makes those recent rejections sting just a little bit.
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:35 pm
If Richard Plantagenet leaves on Nov. 2nd on a donkey and 5 of his sons follow on the 4th and 3 sons start to drag their a**es on the 7th...who did the chambermaid? Now that's more like motifake material Timmy.
Zeul - January 5, 2014, 2:47 pm
So now we are competing with ancestry.com ??
Silverheart - January 5, 2014, 1:09 pm

Where does Arthur Pendragon fit into all this?
Sho - January 5, 2014, 12:40 pm
Facedesk
steve1961 - January 5, 2014, 1:22 am
Too brief...could you expand upon it a bit?
TimothyPaulGallagher - January 4, 2014, 10:59 pm
I created it to share with members of a few genealogy groups who share some of some of this lineage
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 10:45 pm
TL:DR.......Who gives a ****? 1L
Greeny - January 4, 2014, 10:37 pm
All Hail Copy & Paste


Now Milton, don't be greedy -




Career Goal -




The Finish Line -


TAGS: calendar september 14th finish line race
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Griefman - September 18, 2017, 1:21 pm
The pun.... too swede.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2017, 1:39 am
It's where you go when you're looking for the last Lapp!


Cliff Hanger -




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